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Edit box size: ⇓ More rows Reset to default size ⇒ More columns NON BARLEYCORN Non Barleycorn as I've been told is good as any beer Contains no harmful substances and it won't make you feel queer For it contains no alcohol or calories to waste No color and no smell at all, no head, no fizz, no taste Chorus: Hey Non Barleycorn, Ho Non Barleycorn, won't do anything at all, Non Barleycorn Now it will not make you happy, and it won't give you a low Won't pick you up or bring you down, but through you it will go When you've had six you'll feel the same as if you'd just had one And when the party's over you won't know if you've had fun Chorus Now do not scorn this noble brew, but to me now pay heed Non Barleycorn will serve you well in any time of need For when you're out of beer and wine and vinegar and ink And petrol, piss and turpentine, non beer's the stuff to drink Chorus This is a minor edit.
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